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Mar 25, 2022Liked by Helen Lewis

"Orphan take" is a brilliant term. Though I could really use a term for the (I think related) phenomenon of people tweeting "Look at X's latest piece in which they say Evil Thing Y!" when the piece in question explicitly says "I am not saying Evil Thing Y, but rather superficially-similar thing Z..."

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I find it funny when people get mad about a headline of mine and they are annoyed when I point out they’ve got the wrong end of the stick, as if being asked to fully understand a position before responding is some huge, elitist imposition rather than the only way to avoid madness.

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Perhaps we could call that one a "Mis-Take".

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This is a legendary post which needs to be read by everyone. Great job!

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Mar 25, 2022·edited Mar 25, 2022

I've been pondering this too. My Google page gives me suggested news items, half a dozen are obvious clickbait but have started clicking on a few out of curiosity. Then you read it's just a few random people on twitter have commented. News websites searching for stories driving this constant twitter outrage?

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I remember saying about 2013 that I wondered if adblocker usage was perhaps a long-term good for the news industry because those stories (and often publications) rely on “drive by” traffic monetised through ads. My favourite is sometimes in the screen grabs of twitter on Mail Online you can see the search terms they’ve used in bold. “Amanda Holden low-cut dress” or whatever.

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Google let's you choose 'don't show....' options on the news suggestions. With their feedback option I asked for a 'Don't show me slutshaming stories about women' option but didn't get a reply

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Many wrong takes here..

On Nazanin, the main issue here was not that she wasn't grateful, it was that she was deliberately ungrateful, also her incarceration was her own fault for going there and then she was complaining.

On Diane About, two things, there is a difference between a current MP (especially a shadow Home Secretary) breaking the law and people breaking the law when they were young and not a MP. Secondly, in what universe is it harder for a black or female MP? Diane Abbott is incompetent and has said racist things yet kept her job. David Lammy is a joke of a MP and keeps his positions and is the go-to person for the BBC, Sky and the Guardian for how everything is racist.

The actual research into attacks on MPs on social media has the male conservatives getting the most each.

Since your premises are wrong, the rest is wrong too. You should do some research and drop the victim narrative.

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Quite funny to re-read this and notice the Susan Hall line. Those hot takes have led her to be the Tory candidate for London mayor 🤦

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This is fantastic. Explaining the inexplicable. Thank you!

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Excellent piece and a reminder that Twitter is not the real world but also I lurk on it to avoid the real world where I have work to do and emails to answer and birthdays to remember. But the handful of sane, rational people on there are like beacons in the darkness, so I stay, and my To Do list keeps growing.

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Just excellent. I am relatively new to the wonderful world of Twitter and you have articulated the precise reasons for my unease. Thank you.

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Spot on, Helen!

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God, you're so sane. (Helen, not God, obvs)

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This is a terrific piece with lots to chew on. Also - bonus - I now know who Susan Hall is. I think.

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I enjoyed her popping up in my research on Diane Abbott. “Aha, Susan Hall, we meet again!”

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